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Smash the Patriarchy Ornament


A standard-size shatter-resistant holiday ornament that says "Smash the Patriarchy" in subtle silver script.

It's subtle enough that you could put a dozen of these on your tree and just wait for someone to notice. They will. Your holiday dinner will be all the more fun.

Shatter-resistant material has the sheen and luster of a traditional holiday ornament without the worry. 

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