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Throw Parties (Yellow/White Raglan)

  • Price: $25.00 $15.00
  • Availability: Discontinued

Toddlers. Quite possibly the world's most perplexing creatures. If you are the parent of one of these tiny humans then tantrums are certainly a part of your every day life. Why is your child crying? You gave him the blue crayon when he asked for the blue crayon. He doesn't have a tail. You didn't let her ride the dog. The bag of M&Ms only contained 6 red candies. The possibilities are endless. But you might as well have a little fun with these hourly meltdowns with our hilarious "Throw Parties Not Tantrums" tee. Wishful thinking? Maybe, But when your little cutie is rocking this tee he is sure to get tons of smiles and laughs from all the parents he sees.

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Each tee is screen printed by hand on American Apparel 3/4 sleeve raglan tees. These tees are true to size and buttery soft. Please note since all t-shirts are made just for you, graphic placement may vary slightly.

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Graphic size and placement will vary slightly depending on the garment size.

All tees are unisex. This garment is true to size. Please consider ordering up, however, if your child falls between our offered sizes.

All sales are final, however if there is a problem with the garment itself, please contact us here.

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